I'm callin Koribouros out!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:54 pm

Originally posted by Noevo

go play in traffice like your mother/aunt always told you to. Oh wait, thats what you do for a living isn't it. Tell me, is it true that people work on surveying crews so they can be the first to get the roadkill?

Man yer persistent....I thought those biker gangs kept ya sedated, less wigglin when they want some.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 11:58 pm

Originally posted by brembo

Man yer persistent....I thought those biker gangs kept ya sedated, less wigglin when they want some.

thats it, you're done. you have to be. you just shot your vocabulary wad with the use of the word persistent.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:05 am

Originally posted by Noevo

thats it, you're done. you have to be. you just shot your vocabulary wad with the use of the word persistent.

That reminds me, tell yer sister that I don't care if its mine. Let her pimp take care of it.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:10 am

Originally posted by brembo

That reminds me, tell yer sister that I don't care if its mine. Let her pimp take care of it.

dude you know better than that. since you gave her that disease she isn't fertile anymore. Ya know, kinda like that sheep you had problems with that one time under the car on blocks in your front yard.

Or was it on top of the fridge on your porch with a goat? Or in the outhouse with both? damn, I can't keep your zoo straight anymore.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:13 am

Originally posted by Noevo

dude you know better than that. since you gave her that disease she isn't fertile anymore. Ya know, kinda like that sheep you had problems with that one time under the car on blocks in your front yard.

Or was it on top of the fridge on your porch with a goat? Or in the outhouse with both? damn, I can't keep your zoo straight anymore.

Yer just mad, cuz the only chance at continuing yer blood like went out with yer sis. Boo f'in hoo! Get over it. Go grope the neighbors cat some more.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:13 am

Sheep??????

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:15 am

Originally posted by MadDoctor
Sheep??????

Not sheep too?

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:16 am

Originally posted by brembo

Yer just mad, cuz the only chance at continuing yer blood like went out with yer sis. Boo f'in hoo! Get over it. Go grope the neighbors cat some more.

eh, not my fault that my bloodline isn't in 3 outta 4 people within 5 counties.

You guys recognize a president over there yet? Or are ya still worshipping Jed Clampet?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:17 am

lol, and I thought I was going to go to bed...not now, and miss all this?

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:18 am

Originally posted by Indy
lol, and I thought I was going to go to bed...not now, and miss all this?

Thats what Brembo said when he realized his sister was passed out drunk on the couch on the front porch

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:18 am

For someone thats easily outmanuvered by an eggplant, you can sure throw taunts well. Are you just repeating what you hear everyday from your case workers?

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:22 am

Originally posted by brembo
For someone thats easily outmanuvered by an eggplant, you can sure throw taunts well. Are you just repeating what you hear everyday from your case workers?

isn't this the one day a year you take a shower or somethin'? Man, I have got to have something better to do then listen to your crap. hmm, maybe the old lady next door needs a sponge bath. that would definetly be an improvement over this

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:26 am

Originally posted by Noevo

isn't this the one day a year you take a shower or somethin'? Man, I have got to have something better to do then listen to your crap. hmm, maybe the old lady next door needs a sponge bath. that would definetly be an improvement over this

Well seeing as how I how I *CAN* control my bowels, takin a bath everyday seems a bit of overkill. Oh BTW.....you can tell that yer wearin adult undergaements.............

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:26 am

score!

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:28 am

Did someone mention Sheep?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:30 am

Originally posted by mouse
Did someone mention Sheep?

I reconize mikemean, who's the other two?

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:30 am

ooooh I better be careful looks like maddoctor is keeping an eye on brembo. Too bad someone wasn't doing that for you when you were younger. would have saved you the embarrasment (and money for penicillin) if someone had pointed out to you that those "girls" that asked if you wanted to party were all peeing in the mens room shortly before you propositioned them.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:30 am

Oh... Thank you God!!!!!!!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:32 am

aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:34 am

The picture is of Roundeye and Brent

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:35 am

Originally posted by Noevo
aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

I'm dying here!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:35 am

Originally posted by Noevo
aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

At least my family is free, yers would be a who's who of mental institutions.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:39 am

free? hell, the last time I went down to the corner no one in your family was free. The only thing that was is the antibiotic shot afterwards. but hey, someones got to pay the bills. I hear the government is going to start charging squatters more for living on toxic landfills.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:40 am

Originally posted by Noevo

family? families don't have an uncle/brother/brother-in-law all rolled into one person in them.

Sounds like the family tree looks like this:

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:41 am

What? No forks?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:43 am

Originally posted by Noevo
free? hell, the last time I went down to the corner no one in your family was free. The only thing that was is the antibiotic shot afterwards. but hey, someones got to pay the bills. I hear the government is going to start charging squatters more for living on toxic landfills.

Well last time I checked *MY* family wasn't on the poster for birth control, unlike yers.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:43 am

Thanks a lot guys!

Now I am going to have nightmares about Norman bates, Jed Clampet, and sheep...

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:45 am

Originally posted by mouse
Thanks a lot guys!

Now I am going to have nightmares about Norman bates, Jed Clampet, and sheep...

heh, what's one persons nightmares is another persons fantasies. at least in Brembo's case

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:49 am

Oh wait, yer posts reminded me, I gotta go take a dump. BRB.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:52 am

So, Brembo. Are we still on for drinks at the club tomorrow?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:54 am

Originally posted by Noevo
So, Brembo. Are we still on for drinks at the club tomorrow?

yeah, never knew I had so many insults built up in me. That was fun, same place next week? *clocks out*

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:55 am

Originally posted by brembo

yeah, never knew I had so many insults built up in me. That was fun, same place next week? *clocks out*

yep, same place next week. Nice work today. *yawn*

*punches clock*

night george

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:56 am

Later Sam.....

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:57 am

Originally posted by Noevo

yep, same place next week. Nice work today. *yawn*

*punches clock*

night george

I loved that cartoon!!!!

Nice job guys "Clapping" "Clapping"

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:58 am

Originally posted by mouse

I loved that cartoon!!!!

Nice job guys "Clapping" "Clapping"

Nice to have a ring side seat, isn't it

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Jan 30, 2002 12:59 am

Very well done!

My new oscar nomination!

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 1:02 am

Closed forum, professional idiots. Please don't try this at home. If this had been an actual flame fest an oxygen mask would not have dropped out of anywhere and you would not have been told what to do. Let this serve as an example. Idiots are on the internet. We are everywhere. Once again, please do not try this at home. Thank You.

The parts of Brembo and Noevo were played by themselves. No animals or avatars were hurt in the filming of this PSA. Send any comments or suggestions to the brembo & noevo hour, care of the professional idiots club of america.

The thoughts and opinions here are the thoughts and opinions of two very sick individuals and do not represent the majority of users at this establishment.

We now return you to regular programming.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 1:11 am

If you would like to be a contestent on this show please contact the producers. If you're going to be in the area and would like to be in the studio audience, bring popcorn.

Let us know if ya want us to have a roast in your honor, we are more than happy to oblige. Again thank you for your attention.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 1:21 am

BEST THREAD EVER!...LMFAO!

funky · Post by **funky** » Wed Jan 30, 2002 1:23 am

SG Quote Material?