Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! *edit* Pics Added! *NWS/NS*

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If you had your wits about, you would have looked her right in the eye (the EYE!) and recited a sonnet with your arms outstretched.

Ah well, there probably won't be a second chance unless she catches you coming out of the shower.

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LOL I'm tellin you man, I was sooooooooooooo not enjoyin it :(
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Prey521 wrote:LOL I'm tellin you man, I was sooooooooooooo not enjoyin it :(

Why even mention it dude?
Respect it.
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ScottE wrote:Why even mention it dude?
You must not have read my earlier post! :D
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Post by downhill »

I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?

Nothing like standing on a street corner screaming at the top of your voice...........................








........."I saw my mother-inlaw NAKED"..






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downhill wrote:I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?

Nothing like standing on a street corner screaming at the top of your voice...........................








........."I saw my mother-inlaw NAKED"..






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Somehow I think the only one that would ever even remotely have a chance of finding that out is the wife...
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downhill wrote:I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?


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You know, I'm pretty sure that, not derived from experience here, if I had a mother in law, and I saw her naked, I'd go to a bar, get drunk, try to drive home but accedentally drive off the side of a bridge and plummet to my fiery watery death.

If that didn't work, I think I'd shoot myself in the face.
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Joel wrote:You know, I'm pretty sure that, not derived from experience here, if I had a mother in law, and I saw her naked, I'd go to a bar, get drunk, try to drive home but accedentally drive off the side of a bridge and plummet to my fiery watery death.

If that didn't work, I think I'd shoot myself in the face.
but then we wouldn't get to hear all about it on SG! :D
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Post by Set »

Could of been worse prey.... Could of been your father in law Naked.. :Ekk:
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Set wrote:Could of been worse prey.... Could of been your father in law Naked.. :Ekk:
or both at the same time! :eek: :eek:
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golfnintendoboy wrote:or both at the same time! :eek: :eek:
Im sure Prey would have loved to see his middle aged balls. :D
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Damn prey think if it was him and her boinkin away, you probably would have puked all over the floor right where you stood and passed out :rotfl:
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Steele wool? Googling mature latina's as we speak....
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It's still aliiiiiIIIIiiiive!
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You guys are evil!!!!!!!!!!!! Let this die! :( :D
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MMmmmm that fresh out of the shower scent to nuzzle your nose in. MMmmmmmm!

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Post by Philip »

Prey521 wrote:
downhill wrote:I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?
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You can always ask them... :rotfl:
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Philip wrote:You can always ask them... :rotfl:
LMAO, that should make for interesting conversation!! :D
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Post by Sarahnn »

Prey521 wrote:
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! Image Help me, help me please! :(
Maybe I can help, Prey, since I am a MIL. It may help for you to always remember which direction she ran in when she saw you. :rtfm: :rotfl:
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Sarahnn wrote:Maybe I can help, Prey, since I am a MIL. It may help for you to always remember which direction she ran in when she saw you. :rtfm: :rotfl:
I thank the Lord that it was away, and not towards me! Being stampeded cannot be fun :( :D
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Post by Joel »

I don't know... Letting the topic die doesn't seem like what Ol'prey here wanted.

Who the crap says they saw their mother in law naked unless they want to get straight out, how do you say.. Owned.
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Joel wrote:I don't know... Letting the topic die doesn't seem like what Ol'prey here wanted.

Who the crap says they saw their mother in law naked unless they want to get straight out, how do you say.. Owned.

He likes the abuse.
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Scott wrote:He likes the abuse.
What can I say, I'm a masochist! :D
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Post by Ken »

Maybe this thread should be a sticky,...in ALL of the forums! Maybe the first post should be put up on the SG main page with the news... Let's see, 4,000,000 hits a months, hmmm... :D :rotfl:
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Ken wrote:Maybe this thread should be a sticky,...in ALL of the forums! Maybe the first post should be put up on the SG main page with the news... Let's see, 4,000,000 hits a months, hmmm... :D :rotfl:
Can we put out a press release?
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Post by Ken »

Noevo wrote:Can we put out a press release?
Sure! I was even thinking of editing the "accidentally" from the thread title to say "Finally"... :D
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You guys are tyrants! :D
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Ken wrote:Sure! I was even thinking of editing the "accidentally" from the thread title to say "Finally"... :D
awesome! we should check prey's blog for more evidence against him :nod:
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Noevo wrote:bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha....*gasp*...bwwahahahhahahahahahhaaha...*gasp*....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...*gasp*...BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*...*floor*....*gasp*....

buy her a trim kit for xmas and see how she reacts? :D

OMG...that's too funny!!! :rotfl:
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Post by Ken »

Bump due to "minor" editing... :D
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Oh my!!! :eek:
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thread title change :rotfl:
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One thing people forgot to mention...did you notice the TITLE of the thread? Its "FINALLY" saw the mother-in-law naked as tho its something he's been waiting for. Our Prey is a MILF man
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Post by Scott »

LMAO

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thepieman wrote:One thing people forgot to mention...did you notice the TITLE of the thread? Its "FINALLY" saw the mother-in-law naked as tho its something he's been waiting for. Our Prey is a MILF man
*got in before pie*
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Post by Ken »

wee96 wrote:thread title change :rotfl:
What? *whistling* :D
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:rotfl:
Respect it.
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Post by Ken »

How long do you guys think it will take him to notice? :D
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