Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! *edit* Pics Added! *NWS/NS*

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Ronny wrote:prey check your pm,that may cheer you up some :) :) :)
:D :D
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Lefty wrote:Come on Prey, you dont want to piss off the Native Americans do you :confused:

Its Indigenous People get it right. :p





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Oh, ...I see the title has been edited... :D

Now, how many people have clicked on a *NS* thread?... (NS= Not Safe!) :D
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Prey, I hear that you're related to one of the recently best known dairy critics in NY.
How is next year's crop of cheese looking?
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Ken wrote:Oh, ...I see the title has been edited... :D

Now, how many people have clicked on a *NS* thread?... (NS= Not Safe!) :D

I did.
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Prey521 wrote:I appreciate your concern, you're a lot different from these other savages! :D


savages heheheheehehehehehehehehheheheheheeeeeeeeeehehehheheee

hi Prey :D

*skips off into the woods gigglin*
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I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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*whistling* :D
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Prey521 wrote:Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it :(
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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:rotfl:
Ken wrote:iMi amor, mi suegra!

In through the door, out of the rain,
what I saw standing there, left my brain, forever stained...
True, that I coveted what she had bore,
although my lust for her, I could resist no more...
There she stood, so fresh and clean,
the thoughts in my head, were truly obscene...
She giggled and blushed as she turned around,
cottage cheese for many, sure was abound...
As she motioned to me, the whole house shook,
then she bent over, I had to look...
Her forest was full of many creatures,
the tatoo on her back was like a full movie feature...
The table was set, the blessing was said,
between her great legs, my face was led...
My tongue was tired, I couldn't speak,
enough cheese she had, for an army, a week...
The memories of her, still dance in my head,
I only wish that she hadn't broken the bed...
The neighbors, they came, in scores untold,
to help get me out of those enormous fat folds...
The end was near, as I finally saw light,
humping me suegra, one cold rainy night...

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I had forgotten about this! :rotfl:
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@$$hole!!!!!!!! :rotfl:
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Thread revival of the month! :rotfl:
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:rotfl: This thread is too good to let die! You know I luv ya, Prey! :rotfl:

I was kinda hoping for an update... How did the first conversation, after "the deed", transpire? Pics? :D
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sticky nomination :D
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Ken wrote:You know I luv ya, Prey! :rotfl:
:eek: :wth: Image
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Hey Prey, which looks worse, your MIL naked or you in lingerie?

Image

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Prey is plus-size!? :wth:
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Damn, that pic is like 5 years old! LMAO!
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Prey521 wrote:Damn, that pic is like 5 years old! LMAO!
Does that mean you have a more recent pic of you in lingerie?

:wth:
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axtrader wrote:Does that mean you have a more recent pic of you in lingerie?

:wth:
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axtrader wrote:Does that mean you have a more recent pic of you in lingerie?

:wth:
Yeah, check your wifes inbox :p
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Prey521 wrote:Yeah, check your wifes inbox :p
You....email....Ax's wife....with pictures....of yourself in lingerie? :wth:

You sure the PR Day parade is the only one you've been marching in? :p
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Should this thread be moved into the SG archives? This is one of the all time classics. :D :thumb:
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:rotfl:
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Prey wanted me to hump this up... :D
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