I'd beg for an Eye Gouger from the Medieval Timesschlurpee wrote:I wonder what she's getting you for Christmas this year
Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! *edit* Pics Added! *NWS/NS*
OK...me and you need to head to the stripclub as soon as possible.
We'll need lots of 1 dollar bills and plenty of 20's for the closeups.
We'll need a designated driver and some place to clean off the stripper perfume before we get home.
Get ready for skinny white girls for me and thick bitches for you!
oh yeah...and...I had to do it....
We'll need lots of 1 dollar bills and plenty of 20's for the closeups.
We'll need a designated driver and some place to clean off the stripper perfume before we get home.
Get ready for skinny white girls for me and thick bitches for you!
oh yeah...and...I had to do it....
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*sensing a breeding opportunity*Prey521 wrote:Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver
So… are you doing anything tonight? I hear your "outie" is now an "inie".
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Its probably from the massive woody you had.Prey521 wrote:I swear man, it's like I had no control of my neck, it just wouldn't move!
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The fight for our way of life needs to be fought on our own soil, for our own people and because of our own interests.
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Hey, If Me & My Buddies Were Making Billions of Dollars I'd Tell Ya What Ya Wanted To Hear Too!
Pinga521 wrote:Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver
¿Te gusta las nalgonas, si?
Hell_Yes
Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
nuuh nuuuh nuuuh ahhhhhhPrey521 wrote:No way man, no wood! I'da chopped it down, literally, had it gotten a "rise" out of it!
Yeah sure sure sure.
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The fight for our way of life needs to be fought on our own soil, for our own people and because of our own interests.
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Hey, If Me & My Buddies Were Making Billions of Dollars I'd Tell Ya What Ya Wanted To Hear Too!
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The fight for our way of life needs to be fought on our own soil, for our own people and because of our own interests.
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Hey, If Me & My Buddies Were Making Billions of Dollars I'd Tell Ya What Ya Wanted To Hear Too!
Prey521 wrote:I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!
Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!
You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!Help me, help me please!
well you know "they" say that seeing your mother-in-law is like seeing what your wife will look like !
I have a feeling thats probably what scared him most lolDan wrote:well you know "they" say that seeing your mother-in-law is like seeing what your wife will look like !
Pie
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The fight for our way of life needs to be fought on our own soil, for our own people and because of our own interests.
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Hey, If Me & My Buddies Were Making Billions of Dollars I'd Tell Ya What Ya Wanted To Hear Too!
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The fight for our way of life needs to be fought on our own soil, for our own people and because of our own interests.
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Hey, If Me & My Buddies Were Making Billions of Dollars I'd Tell Ya What Ya Wanted To Hear Too!
Dice la boca, no sus ojos!Prude521 wrote:Si, pero no las nalgotas de la suegra!
paz,
el pelon.
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Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Porfirio,Prey521 wrote:A$$hole!!!
You got me there
True, I am an a-hole.... so stop staring at me like that!
ALSO...
Remember, woman can be like milkshakes, sweet and thick turns to sour and lumpy over time.
david
Hell_Yes
Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Prey521 wrote:
That's a great way to put it D, doesn't ease the pain on the brain though!
It is the burden we both bear by abstaining from alcohol.
However, to further the analogy, drink it up while it is still sweet, and pray for weak eyes as you grow older.
paz,
david
Hell_Yes
Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
By the way.
Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?
paz,
el pelon
Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?
paz,
el pelon
Hell_Yes
Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm just funning you a little.Prey521 wrote:Oh man, you're ruthless!!
Heck, my ex-'s mother saw me in a rather comprimising position. However, she did not stare and made no mention of it afterwards.
It happens
Hell_Yes
Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I see, ish does happen!! I have not seen her since that day, this would be a perfect excuse to never go to the in laws house again!Hell_Yes wrote:I'm just funning you a little.
Heck, my ex-'s mother saw me in a rather comprimising position. However, she did not stare and made no mention of it afterwards.
It happens
And I did contemplate telling you guys, since this happened a few days ago, but I figured it's a Monday and most of us are stuck at work and you guys could use a laugh at my expense!
owned by pac0z atm
Hell_Yes wrote:By the way.
Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?
paz,
el pelon
iMi amor, mi suegra!
In through the door, out of the rain,
what I saw standing there, left my brain, forever stained...
True, that I coveted what she had bore,
although my lust for her, I could resist no more...
There she stood, so fresh and clean,
the thoughts in my head, were truly obscene...
She giggled and blushed as she turned around,
cottage cheese for many, sure was abound...
As she motioned to me, the whole house shook,
then she bent over, I had to look...
Her forest was full of many creatures,
the tatoo on her back was like a full movie feature...
The table was set, the blessing was said,
between her great legs, my face was led...
My tongue was tired, I couldn't speak,
enough cheese she had, for an army, a week...
The memories of her, still dance in my head,
I only wish that she hadn't broken the bed...
The neighbors, they came, in scores untold,
to help get me out of those enormous fat folds...
The end was near, as I finally saw light,
humping me suegra, one cold rainy night...
In defense to "some" mother-in-laws... My Mother-in-law is 60 and although I have never seen her naked, she looks pretty good. She rides a bike daily, plays tennis and basketball all the time.
She "almost" looks as good as that 50 year old that does the Bow-flex commercial. She still wears a conservative bikini when swimming and can stand next to 30 year olds without any shame.
So I hope my wife still looks that good in 20 years.
But I feel your pain because most are like your mother-in-law
She "almost" looks as good as that 50 year old that does the Bow-flex commercial. She still wears a conservative bikini when swimming and can stand next to 30 year olds without any shame.
So I hope my wife still looks that good in 20 years.
But I feel your pain because most are like your mother-in-law
Ken wrote:iMi amor, mi suegra!
In through the door, out of the rain,
what I saw standing there, left my brain, forever stained...
True, that I coveted what she had bore,
although my lust for her, I could resist no more...
There she stood, so fresh and clean,
the thoughts in my head, were truly obscene...
She giggled and blushed as she turned around,
cottage cheese for many, sure was abound...
As she motioned to me, the whole house shook,
then she bent over, I had to look...
Her forest was full of many creatures,
the tatoo on her back was like a full movie feature...
The table was set, the blessing was said,
between her great legs, my face was led...
My tongue was tired, I couldn't speak,
enough cheese she had, for an army, a week...
The memories of her, still dance in my head,
I only wish that she hadn't broken the bed...
The neighbors, they came, in scores untold,
to help get me out of those enormous fat folds...
The end was near, as I finally saw light,
humping me suegra, one cold rainy night...
lmfao
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