I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night
during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay,
not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.
Crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million
for an hour of sex every night for 5 years, a savings of $41+ million.
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing,
never a headache, wide open menu,no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready
for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?