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    Good Morning Spam with Monty

    THE SPAM SKETCH

    Mr. Bun: Morning.

    Waitress: Morning.

    Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?

    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

    Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.

    Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

    Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?

    Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.

    Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!

    Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

    Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.

    Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?

    Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?

    Waitress: Ech!

    Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!

    Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc

    Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

    Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!

    Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)

    Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc

    Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.

    Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?

    Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?

    Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)
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