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    Other words for poop

    Poop (the stuff, nouns)
    aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
    alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)
    amorphous deposit
    **** butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)
    **** outlet (contributed by Screechr86)
    **** output
    **** snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    apu (contributed by Filthyn)
    ass apple
    ass astronaughts (contributed by Matt)
    ass explosion (result of eating greasy or oily foods -- contributed by Stephen C.)
    ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)
    ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)
    ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)
    baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)
    bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
    bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)
    ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
    big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)
    black banana
    blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)
    blivic (10 lbs of **** in a 5 lb bag)
    body wax
    bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)
    bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)
    bomb dump (a poop that hits the water with such intensity that water is splashed all over one's buttocks)
    Bondi cigar (from the Austrailian Bondi Beach, where such objects are seen floating in the water - contributed by Bobo)
    boo-boo (when in pants)
    bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)
    bowel movement
    brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)
    brown bear coming out of his cave (contributed by Tommie)
    brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)
    brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
    brown **** (contributed by Popi8899)
    brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)
    brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    brown hotdog (contributed by Robert P.)
    brown remnants (contributed by Robert P.)
    brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)
    bum brownie
    bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)
    bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)
    butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)
    butt mud (contributed by joe)
    butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)
    butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)
    byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
    caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.)
    cagada (Mexican)
    cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
    cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
    calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.)
    carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4)
    chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
    chit (from south of the border - contributed by Tommie)
    chocolate banana
    chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    chocolate channel chewie
    chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)
    chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)
    chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.)
    choda (contributed by SWEATY4)
    Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86)
    chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33)
    chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit)
    cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
    coeliac flux
    coeliac passion
    colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    corn eyed brown trout (contributed by Renee C.)
    corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763)
    corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)
    corn loaf
    corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah)
    corn porphyry
    crab apples (contributed by PGotelli)
    crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga)
    creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    crut (French)
    cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga)
    dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
    dead soldier
    demo (Russian - contributed by Gray)
    digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah)
    diver down (contributed by Kuestiq)
    dollup (contributed by Tommie)
    dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
    doodle (contributed by Tommie)
    doo-doo (contributed by Tommie)
    dookie doo
    dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy)
    down periscope (contributed by Cheetah)
    dreck (Yiddish)
    drol (Dutch)
    Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
    Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah)
    Exlax excretion (contributed by Tommie)
    fart surprise (unexpected poopies - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    fecal browns (contributed by Red)
    fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn)
    fecal pellet
    feces freeway find
    flabby chunks (contributed by Jawsoccer48)
    floater (one that won't flush)
    floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.)
    food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)
    the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax)
    frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
    fudge brownie
    funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)
    glade plug-ins (contributed by Robert P.)
    gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
    gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
    golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    govno (Russian)
    grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    grunties (contributed by BLAH0761)
    ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy)
    himno (Ukrainian)
    Hoffenmist (German)
    ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn)
    ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry)
    Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB)
    intestinal sculpture (contributed by Dan and Vicky H.)
    Irish shave
    jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
    jobby (Glasgow)
    john dillinger (contributed by Mary S.)
    jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    junglebug (contributed by 95.j.baskaya)
    kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray)
    keech (Glasgow)
    keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly)
    kisses (contributed by Autumn)
    kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
    lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.)
    little army men (contributed by Filthyn)
    looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
    lumpy fart
    majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb)
    marbles (contributed by Tommie)
    marble ****s (contributed by Tommie)
    merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray)
    merde (French)
    miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.)
    mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
    mierde (Spanish)
    Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2)
    mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
    monglin cluster **** (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G)
    monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube)
    moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239)
    muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    mud bunny
    mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239)
    nugs (contributed by Lunacy)
    number two
    nunny (contributed by Fullten2)
    oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    package (contributed by Poopmaster)
    peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba)
    pellets (contributed by Tommie)
    pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    poop deck (contributed by Cheetah)
    poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot)
    poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    poopies (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
    pooplets (contributed by Rachel)
    poopness (contributed by Filthyn)
    poop on a log (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
    poop on a stick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
    poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve)
    poopsey (contributed by Filthyn)
    poopsie lala
    poopsters (contributed by Filthyn)
    potty animals (contributed by Filthyn)
    product of Ur****
    pudding (contributed by LUGZONU)
    puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    pung (contributed by Tommie)
    race time (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
    rectal feedback (contributed by Robert P.)
    rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    returds (contributed by Filthyn)
    root beer float (contributed by 2 stupid people)
    scat (contributed by Codydavipr)
    Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray)
    schijt (Dutch)
    scrapper (contributed by TronDX)
    scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn)
    sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1)
    sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4)
    sewer trout
    shat (contributed by Blink182qp)
    **** brick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
    ****lets (contributed by Robert P.)
    **** on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb)
    **** on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU)
    ****sicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS)
    ****sters (contributed by Filthyn)
    shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls)
    sissy (contributed by Lisa L.)
    skata (Greek)
    Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.)
    smelly seaweed (contributed by Robert P.)
    smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4)
    snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
    space slug (contributed by Neonpax)
    sphincter spear (contributed by Robert P.)
    splasher (contributed by Yourmamy)
    S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "****" - contributed by HtsCheese)
    Stanley Steamer (contributed by HottNikkels54)
    stercum (Latin - contributed by John M.)
    stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)
    stinky pinky (contributed by Silky)
    Stoolgang (German)
    Super **** Man (contributed by Filthyn)
    sweet violet
    tahi (Malay)
    taki (Chamoru)
    tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB)
    team meeting (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
    that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber)
    tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn)
    toileteers (contributed by Screechr86)
    toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
    tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74)
    tootsie roll
    tord (Old English)
    toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222)
    tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3)
    tukhus matter
    turd tunnel tasty
    turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum)
    turtle tail (contributed by Kris)
    tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582)
    uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456)
    unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik)
    water log (contributed by Yourmamy)
    the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
    wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy)
    yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy)
    Poop (to do it, the verbs)
    air out the **** (contributed by Neonpax)
    air out the ass (contributed by Neonpax)
    arc one out
    ass sneezing (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD)
    ba-doop (from the sound of a turd striking the water)
    bajsa (Swedish)
    bake brownies (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
    big jobby (contributed by "concerned about crap")
    bite a train (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    blast a dookie (invented by Sonicpat and contributed by Stairmaster33)
    blast the pinworm cannon (contributed by drwho)
    bloop (from the sound it makes hitting the water - contributed by Mary S.)
    blow some mud
    bob for apples (contributed by Neonpax)
    buang air besar (Malay, lit.: "to throw big water")
    build a log cabin
    burners (poop that burns after eating spicy food - contributed by torrance crump)
    bury cable (contribted by Dave R.)
    bust a crumpy (contributed by Megaera)
    bust a grumpy (contributed by HottNikkels54)
    bust a dook (contributed by Nrdbmber)
    bust a **** (contributed by SpRyOko700)
    bust ass (contributed by STFALCONS)
    cagando (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
    call one's uncle
    christen the comfort station (contributed by Silky)
    chuck the football (contributed by Neonpax)
    clean one's colon (contributed by Big Will)
    clear the air
    clip a biscuit (contributed by Melissa R.)
    ****en (Yiddish)
    cook some beans (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    cop a ****
    cut off a load (contributed by Bigbear1289)
    desecrate the throne room
    dirty one's diaper (contributed by Tommie)
    dispatch a Yankee (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    dive bomb
    do a dog
    do business with John (contributed by popothepoop)
    doodle (contributed by Tommie)
    do one's daily duty (or doody)
    do one's dirt
    do poopsie
    do some paperwork (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
    do the backdoor trot (contributed by Tommie)
    do the doo (contributed by Big Will)
    down the periscope (contributed by Neonpax)
    down the proctoscope (contributed by Megaera)
    drop a bomb (contributed by Tommie and by TrollForce Programming Team)
    drop a brick (contributed by LUGZONU)
    drop a chalupa (contributed by Beacher)
    drop a deuce (contributed by Skiba)
    drop a fat load (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    drop a load
    drop an atomic bomb (contributed by Lauren)
    drop a nuke (contributed by ArchDelux46)
    drop ass goblins (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    drop a stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)
    drop a wad in the porcelain god
    drop doo-doo depth charges (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)
    drop musTURD gas (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)
    drop one from the poop deck (contributed by Lauren)
    drop one's wax
    drop some bait
    drop some friends off at the lake (contributed by Cardicum)
    drop the kids off at the pool (contributed by Shmoozie2 and JKOTE1)
    dump a dead grandma (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    dump a load
    dump truck (contributed by AllyBallyGirl)
    ease nature
    een drol draaien (Dutch)
    eject a round brown disc (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    empty the manure spreader
    empty the poop shoot (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
    evacuate one's bowels
    excrete fecal matter (contributed by Neonpax)
    expel (contributed by Tommie)
    expunge (contributed by Tommie)
    feed the dog
    feed the goldfish
    fill the pot (contributed by Mary S.)
    fire rear thrusters (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)
    float a log (contributed by Tommie)
    flunk a dunk (contributed by Claudia O.)
    free the chickens from the coop (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
    free the legless dog to sea (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    frisbee a bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    frog a log (contributed by Karl P.)
    gagas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    get a burning desire to sit on porcelain
    give birth to a black eel (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    give birth to a food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)
    give birth to a marine
    give birth to a VB programmer (contributed by Badabing)
    give birth to submarines
    give of oneself
    give sacrifice to the porcelain god (contributed by Eric P.)
    go backwards
    go clip a yam (contributed by Alicia of Irvine, CA)
    go ****y
    go for a Tom Tit (****ney)
    go grunt
    go number 2 (contributed by Cardicum)
    go pop
    go stinky
    go to bog
    go to the library
    grow a tail (contributed by JBridgeE)
    grump (contributed by Sawa)
    grunt (contributed by Tommie)
    hang a rat (contributed by Red)
    have a bowel movement
    have a turtle head poke out (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    have some fun (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    help out Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
    hit the can
    honey dip
    jakksy (Polish - contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    jumpers away (contributed by Lowing9763)
    kakat (Russian - contributed by Gray)
    kaknel (Armenian - contributed by PorschFrk)
    kill a dead eagle (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    launch a log (contributed by Big Will)
    launch a sub (contributed by Kuestiq)
    lay a brown egg (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    lay bricks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    lay cable (contributed by Mary S.)
    lay pipe (contributed by CHZS1219)
    lay a turd
    lay some sledge (contributed by LUGZONU)
    leave a deposit
    leave a ****
    let a brown snake out of the cave (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    let out the pooch (contributed by dean)
    let the dogs loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    let the firetrucks loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    lose a farting contest
    lose ten pounds in one minute
    make a caca (contributed by Cardicum)
    make a chocolate hamburger (contributed by WD714)
    make a deposit in the drop box (contributed by Nrdbmber)
    make a deposit in the porcelain bank (contributed by Mgobluefan)
    make a house (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    make a little junk (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
    make a loaf
    make a pass (as in drag racing - contributed by Jake)
    make everything come out all right
    make poopie
    make room (contributed by Beij B.)
    make the donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
    make the people in the apartment below scream in agony (contributed by Jammanz1)
    man the deck (contributed by Cheetah)
    mold an action figure (contributed by SpongeBob)
    move the mail (contributed by Jill W.)
    murder a mud bunny (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
    murder a **** (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
    park a load
    pass the ass bass (contributed by Beij. B)
    pay a visit to the old soldier's home
    pay one's doctor bill
    pinch a loaf
    piss backwards
    pitch a log (contributed by Claudia O.)
    plant potatoes
    plop a load
    plunk (contributed by Tracy W.)
    poot (contributed by Cello6909)
    press a loaf
    purp (contributed by BecK98MjR)
    push brown (contributed by Cheetah)
    recycle some cellulose
    refill the bowl with chili (contributed by ML CAR AUDIO)
    release the chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)
    relieve oneself
    relieve the bowels
    revolve the beavers (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    ride the porcelain pony
    scheissen (German - contributed by Gray)
    send a fax (contributed by lin)
    send a log to float (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    send some sailors to sea (contributed by Lowing9763)
    shake one's grates (contributed by Melissa R.)
    **** (contributed by Gray)
    shoot ("George Carlin says that shoot is **** with two o's" - contributed by Tommie)
    shoot a dog
    shoot bunnies (contributed by James Y., Alabama)
    shump (contributed by Sagoria23)
    sink submarines
    sit on the crapper (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
    sit on the throne
    sit on the throne of porcelain (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    skita (Swedish)
    smell up the house with horrible turd fumes (contributed by Jammanz1)
    smoke a brown dooby (contributed by Neonpax)
    soil one's pants
    sparkle (contributed by Dazed)
    spend a penny (British)
    spike a bird's nose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    sprout a tail (contributed by CoreyW66)
    squat and push (contributed by popothepoop)
    squeeze a fresh slurpy (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    step into the office (for adults who spend an excessive time in the bathroom at work - contributed by Jake)
    stinky doop (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
    stock the pond with some brown trout (contributed by TULLSPRING)
    take a crap
    take a digi (contributed by Kralltown)
    take a duke (contributed by Whrlaway41)
    take a dump
    take a good crap
    take a lovely (contributed by Dwheeler4jesus)
    take a plane crash - no survivors (contributed by Preston G.)
    take a plumper (contributed by J78CHEEKS)
    take a rest (contributed by Cardicum)
    take a ****
    take a snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
    take care of one's business
    take the Browns to the Super Bowl (contributed by Floyd of California)
    take the mains offline and eject the warp coil (contributed by Paul S.)
    talk to a man about a horse (contributed by Aussie)
    throw a chip (contributed by RadBrit)
    torque a wicked cable (from Final Destination - contributed by Catman1229, ICQ 60092705)
    trash the hash (contributed by Neonpax)
    unhitch a load
    visit Mr. Hanky (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
    visit the chamber of commerce
    void one's bowels
    wash the walls (contributed by Silky)
    william shattnering (contributed by nic and friends)
    yell at Mrs. Johnson (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    angry firefighters (contributed by Big Will)
    Aztec two-step
    backdoor trots
    back door truts (contributed by CrAzYMiC98)
    back way spray (contributed by CrAzYMiC98)
    Bass ass (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn)
    blow mud (contributed by Lowing9763)
    blow out (contributed by Mary S.)
    booty hole burnout (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    bottom barf (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    brown bubbles (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    brown gatorade (contributed by Robert P.)
    brown river
    Bud mud (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn)
    burning urge (contributed by Big Will)
    butt dribblets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    butt drool (contributed by Stinky)
    butt gravy (contributed by Lowing9763)
    butt juice (contributed by Schlilo)
    butt piss (contributed by Timzx)
    butt puke (contributed by Jill W.)
    butt squeezings (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    Captain D (contributed by torrance crump)
    cha cha agua (Spanish - literally "**** water" - contributed by Captain Jeremy H.)
    chocolate explosion (contributed by Patrick R.)
    chocolate thunder (contributed by Tommie)
    chorro (Mexican Spanish for "You got the flu in your hole" - contributed by Brandon P.)
    churras (Puerto Rican slang - contributed by Jeannie H.)
    colly wobs
    colon blow (contributed by Lowing9763)
    Delhi belly
    diarea (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
    down-dru-me's (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland)
    drizzly ****s
    DŁnnschiss (German - contributed by Gray)
    Durchfall (German - contributed by Gray)
    fireworks (contributed by Redwing2004)
    flats (contributed by Mary S.)
    foul-up (when you don't make it to the toilet in time - contributed by Steve D.)
    galloping trots (contributed by Danny K. of Florida)
    G.I. ****s
    G.I. trots
    green-apple quickstep
    green apple spatters (contributed by Top Dog)
    green apple splatters (contributed by Critic221)
    green apple squirts (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)
    grizzly ****s
    Havana omelet (contributed by Rick N.)
    Hershey squirts
    hog cholera
    human expresso machine (contributed by Patrick R.)
    jalapeno tugboat ride (contributed by Rick N.)
    Johnny trots
    liquid poop (contributed by LUGZONU)
    lucy bowels
    Mexican heartburn
    Montezuma's revenge
    Mr. Poopy Pants (contributed by Jill W.)
    mudslide (contributed by Allbiz74)
    Nefertiti's revenge (diarrhea that afflicts one in Egypt - contributed by Tommie)
    oil spill (contributed by Jill W.)
    oohs and ahs (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
    pee butt (contributed by Trinitey2000)
    Pennsylvania quickstep (contributed by Tommie)
    Pharaoh's revenge
    pizzarhea (runs resulting from the consumption of pizza)
    ponos (Russian - contributed by Gray)
    puke out one's ******* (contributed by Fartinabox)
    red **** rovers (contributed by Big Will)
    Russian ****s
    rusty water (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)
    San Francisco ****s (contributed by Calvin T.)
    sauerkraut surge (contributed by Tommie)
    scires (contributed by Barny44627)
    screaming mimis
    scurvies (contributed by Barny44627)
    scutters (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland)
    ****ting through a screen door and never touching a wire (contributed by Steve D.)
    shooting soup (contributed by TOOMS722)
    sizzling ****s (contributed by Mary S.)
    skithers (Quebec English)
    skitters (Quebec English)
    slides (contributed by Sickness74)
    slippery poo
    spit-winkle (contributed by CCITurlo)
    squiddle (contributed by Mary S.)
    sul-sa (Korean - contributed by TJumper78)
    summer complaint
    supersonic sewer sauce
    tapass (contributed by SwimDFly15)
    ten-twenties (10 seconds to ****, 20 minutes to wipe)
    toilet bowl stew (contributed by Patrick R.)
    trout chili (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    turkey trots
    Vienna squirts (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
    volcanic whoopies
    waterworks (contributed by Robert P.)
    watery explosive (contributed by Sara C.)
    weeping drizzlies (diarrhea resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol and Mexican food - contributed by James W.)
    wild butt (contributed by TReVO)
    Animal Droppings
    alley apples (urban horse deposit)
    backyard trot treats (dog)
    bird lime
    bolus (rodent)
    bovidung (cow)
    buffalo chips
    calling card (dog)
    carabao biscuits
    cattle cookies
    chimp chunks
    chocolate chips (rodent, rabbit)
    clam crunchies
    cocoa puffs (rodent, rabbit)
    coo plab (cow - Scotland)
    cow chips
    cow farts (Newfoundland)
    cow flops
    cow patties
    cow pies
    cow plate (Newfoundland)
    cow platter (Newfoundland)
    cow plop
    dog dirt
    dog doo
    dog logs
    dog mess
    doggy doolie
    doggy sausage
    dung (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
    dung patties (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
    elephant cookies
    elk duds (contributed by Autumn)
    fecal pellets
    flops (cow)
    fly specks
    frass (caterpillar)
    free souveniers (horse, cow)
    goat tobacco (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    good luck (dog)
    guano (bat, bird)
    heifer dust
    horse apples
    horse balls
    horse hockey
    kagatzka (goat)
    kitty bon bons (cat **** in the litter box that the dogs think is almond roca - contributed by Poopiegirl)
    koeieflap (cow - Dutch)
    land mines (dog - contributed by Timzx)
    lawn sausage (dog)
    leopard loaf
    meadow dressing (cow)
    meadow muffins (horse, cow)
    meadow pies (cow)
    moose berries
    mouse darbies
    mouse pills
    pasture paddies (cow)
    pellets (rodent)
    Polish frisbee (cow)
    poodle paddies
    prairie chips (buffalo, cow)
    prairie fuel (buffalo, cow)
    prairie pancakes (buffalo, cow)
    prairie pastry (buffalo, cow)
    presents (dog or cat poop found on the floor in the middle of the night -- contributed by Autumn)
    rabbit balls
    rabbit buttons
    rabbit goobers (contributed by MidnightGlory)
    rabbit jellybeans
    rabbit marbles
    rabbit raisins
    road apples (horse) (Midwestern US - contributed by NelsonAnJeanette)
    scat (contributed by Evan S.)
    sheep buttons
    sheep dip
    smart pills (rodent, rabbit)
    surface fuel (buffalo, cow)
    tootsie rolls (dog) (contributed by CCITurlo)
    vermidung (worm)
    whitewash (bird)
    Dingleberries (balls of fecal matter adhering to the hairs around the ****, either of animals or humans)
    army balls (contributed by Poopmaster)
    clingons (Newfoundland)
    chocolate chips (contributed by Cello6909)
    **** monkeys (contributed by Keith from MA)
    conkerbells (Newfoundland)
    conkerbills (Newfoundland)
    crusty clusters (contributed by Poopmaster)
    dingcherries (contributed by HtsCheese)
    dingle balls
    dinkleberry (contributed by PorschFrk)
    gollies (New Brunswick)
    grobin (contributed by Floyd of California)
    john doobies
    klingons (contributed by Tommie)
    nibbits (contributed by Evan S.)
    **** bollocks (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)
    winnets (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)
    woven poop ("Woven poop is when poop gets caught on your bum hairs and weaves a mat." - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    **** impaction
    apathy of the **** sphincter
    bound (Newfoundland)
    bound up (Newfoundland)
    bunged-up dinglebungus
    call to stool (British medical jargon - contributed by Roberklib)
    can't get the train out of the tunnel (contributed by A.J.)
    clogged up (contributed by Mary S.)
    colon congestion (contributed by Big Will)
    comin' out sideways (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
    constipation poopie-allisation (contributed by Roberklib)
    constipation proclamation (contributed by Abeoww99)
    corked (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
    dry heaves of the ****
    far-from-poopin ("German" - contributed by Clay S.)
    full of ****
    ghost poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)
    having one stuck sideways (contributed by Jesse B.)
    having two Thanksgiving dinners (contributed by Big Will)
    hung chow (contributed by Porchdance)
    log jam (contributed by Mary S.)
    plugged up
    pop-a-vein in the forehead poopy (contributed by Mary S.)
    rectal congestion
    redwoods (contributed by Mary S.)
    the strains
    stuck up

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    how about "let the kids off at the swiming pool"
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    finaly some info i can really use!

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    banshee u need help lol

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    this sure is a crappy topic

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    **** butter and jelly sandwich! Yuck
    <sarcastic>um... yeah</sarcastic>

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    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
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    Thanks for stealing info of my thread...
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    turn around
    Quote Originally Posted by Burke
    The Bush administration considers the Constitution to be toilet paper, so...

    cant leave this one go untouched... OK I give, explain your comment...please
    I know you are, but what am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightowl
    how about "let the kids off at the swiming pool"
    This I have heard And I didnt see it on the list.
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