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  1. 06-22-12, 04:40 PM #1
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    Don't Eat The Watermelons

    A farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.

    The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads:

    "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"


    He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.


    The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads:

    "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

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    I don't get it. LoL
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaisinCain View Post
    I don't get it. LoL
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    Quote Originally Posted by blebs View Post
    Ah oh.
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    Exactly blebs

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post
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    Hi RoundEye

    Pleased you had a laugh.

    Enjoy your weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    LOL......made him think now didn't it!
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    Rather clever i thought.

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    Pleased you had a laugh.

    Enjoy your weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minir View Post
    A farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.

    The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads:

    "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"


    He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.


    The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads:

    "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

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  12. 06-30-12, 01:48 AM #12
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    Reminds me of an old joke..

    A guy sleeps with a girl and dumps her and she gets all mad.

    She tells him "hey, I've got AIDS you're screwed"

    His response... "I can't get it twice..""
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlyOneDoofy View Post
    Reminds me of an old joke..

    A guy sleeps with a girl and dumps her and she gets all mad.

    She tells him "hey, I've got AIDS you're screwed"

    His response... "I can't get it twice..""
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    Yikes!

    Have a good one SlyOneDoofy & Mad_Haggis, looks like a perfect long weekend here. Lots of sunshine & 30C temps to help us enjoy our Canada Day celebrations.

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