Letter of Apology from the Hospital

[cybotron r_9]

Dear Sir:
The results from the laboratory confirm that the red ring around your penis was not cancerous; it was lipstick.
We apologize for the amputation.
P. Mortem, MD, F.R.C.s.

[blebs]

Time to call Tzangas, Plakas, Mannos & Raies, Ltd..

[David]

Dear Sir:
The results from the laboratory confirm that the red ring around your penis was not cancerous; it was lipstick.
We apologize for the amputation.
P. Mortem, MD, F.R.C.s.

Well, it was by his wife's request...