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    My New Girlfriend

    I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night, and she said I had the biggest Willy she’d ever laid her hands on.....

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    I said “You’re pulling my leg”

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    I LoL'd!

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    How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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    She fits in your wifes clothes!
    Nutty like squirrel terds!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slyonedoofy View Post
    how do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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    she fits in your wifes clothes!
    burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post
    burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bahhhhhhhhh LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlyOneDoofy View Post
    How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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    Killer SlyOneDoofy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaisinCain View Post
    I LoL'd!
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    Glad you had a laugh RaisinCain

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    Good to see Your Smilin Face MadDoctor.

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    LOL....Good one Larry!

    Hope spring weather is greeting you each morning up there. Starting to get nice down here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    LOL....Good one Larry!

    Hope spring weather is greeting you each morning up there. Starting to get nice down here.
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    Not too bad Brian...13/15C for the weekend with Sunshine. Its been all over the place from 20C to -4. Can't count on nice weather till May, very mild winter. Not once did i have to plow the driveway.

    Have a good one.

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    Very mild winter here too.....got a new snowblower for XMas....didn't really need it this year...had it out once but barely 3" of snow..hardly worth dragging it out for that.
    Short sleeve weather many times during Feb and March. Very weird winter...hardly winter at all. Had spring flowers coming up in March! Might be an odd summer..we shall see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlyOneDoofy View Post
    How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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    Smack and SMACK!!!

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    You guys are too much!
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    Hi David & Debbie

    Glad you had a laugh ot two.

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    Damn... liked the jokes...

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    Thanks!

    Thought you'd like that one.
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