After looking at shots of the admittedly handsome , illustrious patrons of the site..
It's little wonder my views seem as out of the norm as a pregnant Nun at a Planned Parenthood meeting.
The only ink I saw was on Dan, have a beard longer than Pinguinosupremo's hair, same number of teeth as Prey521's daughter, Morbidpete's predisposition for poisons, and the attatude of RoundEye's redneck riot gear.
Alas, despite popular demand you may not quite yet be free of my abstract thought processes.
I hear every forum needs an eccentric cynic in the crew to make the rest feel better about there particular lot's in life, a service which I preform admirably .
Inform the current holder of the position to be on guard a usurper has arrived with intent to abscond with the title.
~twirls tip of mustache between thumb and forefinger with an evil grin~
(Y'all do have a sense of humor dont ya? To many negative responses and may be forced to cut ya'll some slack, to your own detriment )