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    Thumbs up Finally Saw The Mom-In-Law Naked! *edit* Pics Added! *NWS/NS*

    I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!


    Was walkin into the laws house the other night with my dad in law, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel

    I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!

    You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true

    I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! Help me, help me please!
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    OK who has the "This thread is worthless without pics" image?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head.
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    I'm still traumatized and you guys mock me! Such friends I have here!

    Serious, my eyes are still searing!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Oh man I'm still laughin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
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    I swear man, it's like I had no control of my neck, it just wouldn't move!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty04530
    I have been aboard her, and climbed to the top of the center mast to take pictures.


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    Quote Originally Posted by schlurpee
    Whoah!!!!
    You climb on top of that, you can pretty much see the NYC skyline!


    //prays to God that the wife forgot the SG url//
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    Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.


    I feel your pain.
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.


    I feel your pain.
    Thank you, finally someone whom understands the anguish that I am going through! We boys yo, we boys!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!
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    OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...
    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!


    Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance.

    OK, this sounds like you were in the house with mom in law neekked when pop walks in, no...


    So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel


    WHY? HOW?? Prey, you stared at her THAT long? Eye to eye contact, looked her over, then watched her walk down the hall????
    If her bedroom is right by the door, why did she go running down the hall???

    I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head.

    WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...)


    Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!

    WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...) Why did you keep watching her...?

    You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true

    I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!

    I must admit, you do seem, how can I say this..., a bit mentally disturbed...

    Help me, help me please!

    My sides hurt from laughing!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!
    Oh man, are you kidding, I don't think that I will ever bust, for as long as I live
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...


    My sides hurt from laughing!!!!
    Not the doorway to their room, the doorway to the kids room. The bathroom is in between the kids room and their room, connected by a hallway. I honestly TRIED to not keep lookin, total shock! Scouts Honor!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    This thread smells like cottage cheese and a$s!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!


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    So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?
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