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Prey521
04-04-05, 03:38 PM
I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!


Was walkin into the laws house the other night with my dad in law, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel :( :cry:

I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight! :(

You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true :(

I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif Help me, help me please! :(

Zilog B
04-04-05, 03:39 PM
http://home.earthlink.net/~bdogan/images/camera.gif's :D :p :rotfl:

YeOldeStonecat
04-04-05, 03:41 PM
OK who has the "This thread is worthless without pics" image?

Ken
04-04-05, 03:42 PM
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head.
No comment... :D :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Scott
04-04-05, 03:42 PM
:rotfl:

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:44 PM
I'm still traumatized and you guys mock me! Such friends I have here! :(

Serious, my eyes are still searing! :(

Spammy
04-04-05, 03:44 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

YeOldeStonecat
04-04-05, 03:44 PM
:rotfl: Oh man I'm still laughin'

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:44 PM
No comment... :D :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I swear man, it's like I had no control of my neck, it just wouldn't move! :(

Zilog B
04-04-05, 03:44 PM
I have been aboard her, and climbed to the top of the center mast to take pictures.



Whoah!!!!

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:46 PM
Whoah!!!!
You climb on top of that, you can pretty much see the NYC skyline! :D


//prays to God that the wife forgot the SG url// :(

MadDoctor
04-04-05, 03:48 PM
Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.


I feel your pain.

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:49 PM
Just the thought of seeing my mother-in-law naked is enough to give me the dry heaves.


I feel your pain.
Thank you, finally someone whom understands the anguish that I am going through! We boys yo, we boys! :(

YeOldeStonecat
04-04-05, 03:51 PM
Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!

Ken
04-04-05, 03:52 PM
OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...
I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!


Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance.

OK, this sounds like you were in the house with mom in law neekked when pop walks in, no...


So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel :( :cry:


WHY? HOW?? Prey, you stared at her THAT long? Eye to eye contact, looked her over, then watched her walk down the hall????
If her bedroom is right by the door, why did she go running down the hall???

I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head.

WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...)


Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight! :(

WHY? HOW?? (I had to ask this again...) Why did you keep watching her...?

You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true :(

I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!

I must admit, you do seem, how can I say this..., a bit mentally disturbed... :D

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif Help me, help me please! :(


My sides hurt from laughing!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:52 PM
Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!
Oh man, are you kidding, I don't think that I will ever bust, for as long as I live :(

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:53 PM
OK, Prey, we need to disect this post...


My sides hurt from laughing!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
Not the doorway to their room, the doorway to the kids room. The bathroom is in between the kids room and their room, connected by a hallway. I honestly TRIED to not keep lookin, total shock! Scouts Honor! :(

Ken
04-04-05, 03:54 PM
Dayyymmmmmnnnnn
This thread smells like cottage cheese and a$s!!!! :D :rotfl: :rotfl:

tao_jones
04-04-05, 03:54 PM
Well...now you have your cure for those premature 'jacts your wife complains about. Just close your eyes...and picture......THAT!


:rotfl: :rotfl:

YeOldeStonecat
04-04-05, 03:55 PM
So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:55 PM
Oh ya, and I worded it wrong, I went to their house, and my dad in law let me in, not that I was already there! :rotfl:

Ken
04-04-05, 03:56 PM
Not the doorway to their room, the doorway to the kids room. The bathroom is in between the kids room and their room, connected by a hallway. I honestly TRIED to not keep lookin, total shock! Scouts Honor! :(

Are you sure that you weren't ...sizing IT up.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Izzo
04-04-05, 03:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/knudjm/00000039.gif

Zilog B
04-04-05, 03:56 PM
So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?
buckwheat in a leglock ? :D

Ken
04-04-05, 03:57 PM
So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?

Well? Come on prey, inquiring minds and all that... :D

Prey521
04-04-05, 03:57 PM
So did you get frontal views? Still kept neat? Landing strip?



Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it :(

Blisster
04-04-05, 03:58 PM
been there, done that!

Ken
04-04-05, 03:59 PM
Yeah, this thread is GOLD baby!! Destined to be archived!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

I have laughed so hard, I am about ready to hurl my lunch....:rotfl: :rotfl:

Norm
04-04-05, 04:00 PM
Accident?

Yeah right!! :rotfl:

Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Ken
04-04-05, 04:01 PM
Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it :(

See any starfish?:D

Did she, by chance, ...bend over to pick something up off of the floor? :rotfl: :rotfl:

wee96
04-04-05, 04:02 PM
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight! :(


Oh dear LORD AAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :rotfl: :rotfl:

Izzo
04-04-05, 04:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/knudjm/clorox2.jpg

:D

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:04 PM
Accident?

Yeah right!! :rotfl:

Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol
:rotfl: :rotfl:
LOL, no way would I ever want to plan that! My eyesight is pretty good and notice a lot in a short amount of time! The thing is, that she didn't see me as soon as I saw her, she saw me a few seconds later, after she took the towel off her hair, which she unfortunately dropped :( I have no idea why I didn't look away!!! I just wish that I had, I sorta envy Ray Charles :(

MadDoctor
04-04-05, 04:08 PM
I heard talk around the campfire that (in your case) your wife will end up looking like her mother.

Does that make your willy shrink-up or what?

wee96
04-04-05, 04:09 PM
I can seriously picture it so perfectly, the absolute horror your face must have shown is probably going to make the motherinlaw be embarressed for centuries to come. :rotfl: Is her butt that bad? Damn..

Zilog B
04-04-05, 04:10 PM
I wonder what she's getting you for Christmas this year

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:11 PM
I heard talk around the campfire that (in your case) your wife will end up looking like her mother.

Does that make your willy shrink-up or what?
Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver :(

YARDofSTUF
04-04-05, 04:12 PM
I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!


Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel :( :cry:

I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight! :(

You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true :(

I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif Help me, help me please! :(


This post has been quoted to preserve potential blackmail.

ghost
04-04-05, 04:12 PM
:rotfl:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prey521 again.

Izzo
04-04-05, 04:12 PM
Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver :(
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:13 PM
I wonder what she's getting you for Christmas this year
I'd beg for an Eye Gouger from the Medieval Times

Izzo
04-04-05, 04:13 PM
:rotfl:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prey521 again.

:thumb:

fastchevy
04-04-05, 04:14 PM
OK...me and you need to head to the stripclub as soon as possible.
We'll need lots of 1 dollar bills and plenty of 20's for the closeups.
We'll need a designated driver and some place to clean off the stripper perfume before we get home.

Get ready for skinny white girls for me and thick bitches for you!






oh yeah...and...I had to do it....

http://www.leghumper.com/forums/images/smilies/ttiwwop.gif

MadDoctor
04-04-05, 04:14 PM
Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver :(
*sensing a breeding opportunity*

So are you doing anything tonight? I hear your "outie" is now an "inie".

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:15 PM
You guys askin for pics are out yo cotton pickin minds! The SG server would probably crash just for attempting to upload them.

fastchevy
04-04-05, 04:17 PM
http://www.backwardglances.com/images/afro%20wig.jpg
Look familiar?

thepieman
04-04-05, 04:20 PM
I swear man, it's like I had no control of my neck, it just wouldn't move! :(
Its probably from the massive woody you had.

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:22 PM
Its probably from the massive woody you had.
No way man, no wood! I'da chopped it down, literally, had it gotten a "rise" out of it!

David
04-04-05, 04:22 PM
Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver :(


Te gusta las nalgonas, si?

MadDoctor
04-04-05, 04:24 PM
Its probably from the massive woody you had. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:24 PM
Te gusta las nalgonas, si?
Si, pero no las nalgotas de la suegra! :D

thepieman
04-04-05, 04:28 PM
No way man, no wood! I'da chopped it down, literally, had it gotten a "rise" out of it!
nuuh nuuuh nuuuh ahhhhhh


Yeah sure sure sure. :p

Dan
04-04-05, 04:32 PM
I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!


Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel :( :cry:

I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight! :(

You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true :(

I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif Help me, help me please! :(


well you know "they" say that seeing your mother-in-law is like seeing what your wife will look like ! :D

thepieman
04-04-05, 04:38 PM
well you know "they" say that seeing your mother-in-law is like seeing what your wife will look like ! :D
I have a feeling thats probably what scared him most lol


Pie

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:39 PM
I have a feeling thats probably what scared him most lol


Pie
Word! I'll give it a few years, if she's on that track, I'm flhying to DR for one of them 15 minute divorces! :D

David
04-04-05, 04:42 PM
Si, pero no las nalgotas de la suegra! :D

Dice la boca, no sus ojos!

paz,
el pelon.

Jamie_R
04-04-05, 04:42 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:43 PM
Dice la boca, no sus ojos!

paz,
el pelon.
:rotfl: *********!!! :rotfl:

You got me there :D

David
04-04-05, 04:48 PM
:rotfl: *********!!! :rotfl:

You got me there :D

Porfirio,

True, I am an a-hole.... so stop staring at me like that!

ALSO...

Remember, woman can be like milkshakes, sweet and thick turns to sour and lumpy over time.

david

Prey521
04-04-05, 04:52 PM
Porfirio,

True, I am an a-hole.... so stop staring at me like that!

ALSO...

Remember, woman can be like milkshakes, sweet and thick turns to sour and lumpy over time.

david
:D

That's a great way to put it D, doesn't ease the pain on the brain though! :(

JawZ
04-04-05, 04:53 PM
Should we begin to administer the last rites?

David
04-04-05, 04:56 PM
:D

That's a great way to put it D, doesn't ease the pain on the brain though! :(


It is the burden we both bear by abstaining from alcohol.
However, to further the analogy, drink it up while it is still sweet, and pray for weak eyes as you grow older.

paz,
david

David
04-04-05, 05:01 PM
By the way.

Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?

paz,
el pelon

Prey521
04-04-05, 05:02 PM
By the way.

Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?

paz,
el pelon
Oh man, you're ruthless!! :rotfl:

David
04-04-05, 05:05 PM
Oh man, you're ruthless!! :rotfl:

I'm just funning you a little.

Heck, my ex-'s mother saw me in a rather comprimising position. However, she did not stare and made no mention of it afterwards.

It happens

ScottE
04-04-05, 05:07 PM
This thread disturbs me. I'm more disturbed that you would share this than the fact that you stared at your Mother in-laws ass.

Prey521
04-04-05, 05:12 PM
I'm just funning you a little.

Heck, my ex-'s mother saw me in a rather comprimising position. However, she did not stare and made no mention of it afterwards.

It happens
I see, ish does happen!! I have not seen her since that day, this would be a perfect excuse to never go to the in laws house again! :D


And I did contemplate telling you guys, since this happened a few days ago, but I figured it's a Monday and most of us are stuck at work and you guys could use a laugh at my expense! :D

Noevo
04-04-05, 05:24 PM
bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha....*gasp*...bwwahahahhahahahahahhaaha...*gasp*....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...*gasp *...BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*...*floor*....*gasp*....

buy her a trim kit for xmas and see how she reacts? :D

Prey521
04-04-05, 05:25 PM
bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha....*gasp*...bwwahahahhahahahahahhaaha...*gasp*....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...*gasp *...BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*...*floor*....*gasp*....

buy her a trim kit for xmas and see how she reacts? :D
Oh man, that'd be so wrong! I love it! :rotfl:

Ken
04-04-05, 05:33 PM
By the way.

Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?

paz,
el pelon

iMi amor, mi suegra!

In through the door, out of the rain,
what I saw standing there, left my brain, forever stained...
True, that I coveted what she had bore,
although my lust for her, I could resist no more...
There she stood, so fresh and clean,
the thoughts in my head, were truly obscene...
She giggled and blushed as she turned around,
cottage cheese for many, sure was abound...
As she motioned to me, the whole house shook,
then she bent over, I had to look...
Her forest was full of many creatures,
the tatoo on her back was like a full movie feature...
The table was set, the blessing was said,
between her great legs, my face was led...
My tongue was tired, I couldn't speak,
enough cheese she had, for an army, a week...
The memories of her, still dance in my head,
I only wish that she hadn't broken the bed...
The neighbors, they came, in scores untold,
to help get me out of those enormous fat folds...
The end was near, as I finally saw light,
humping me suegra, one cold rainy night...

Prey521
04-04-05, 05:41 PM
OMG! :rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Zilog B
04-04-05, 05:45 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:

tr87526
04-04-05, 05:52 PM
In defense to "some" mother-in-laws... My Mother-in-law is 60 and although I have never seen her naked, she looks pretty good. She rides a bike daily, plays tennis and basketball all the time.

She "almost" looks as good as that 50 year old that does the Bow-flex commercial. She still wears a conservative bikini when swimming and can stand next to 30 year olds without any shame.

So I hope my wife still looks that good in 20 years.

But I feel your pain because most are like your mother-in-law :o

Ken
04-04-05, 06:16 PM
Prey,
I hope that the poem summed it up correctly. I was going to write it in Spanish, however, I knew that more people would be able to understand it in English...

PS. You can tell the people at your next poetry reading that you wrote it. It's OK, I don't mind if you take the credit... ;) :D

OxBlooD
04-04-05, 06:19 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Izzo
04-04-05, 06:22 PM
iMi amor, mi suegra!

In through the door, out of the rain,
what I saw standing there, left my brain, forever stained...
True, that I coveted what she had bore,
although my lust for her, I could resist no more...
There she stood, so fresh and clean,
the thoughts in my head, were truly obscene...
She giggled and blushed as she turned around,
cottage cheese for many, sure was abound...
As she motioned to me, the whole house shook,
then she bent over, I had to look...
Her forest was full of many creatures,
the tatoo on her back was like a full movie feature...
The table was set, the blessing was said,
between her great legs, my face was led...
My tongue was tired, I couldn't speak,
enough cheese she had, for an army, a week...
The memories of her, still dance in my head,
I only wish that she hadn't broken the bed...
The neighbors, they came, in scores untold,
to help get me out of those enormous fat folds...
The end was near, as I finally saw light,
humping me suegra, one cold rainy night...



lmfao :rotfl:

wee96
04-04-05, 06:30 PM
What "position" were you in David? I gotta hear this. :D

CableDude
04-04-05, 07:21 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


He lives!!

golfnintendoboy
04-04-05, 08:32 PM
WOW

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Ronny
04-04-05, 08:37 PM
prey,sounds like since you stared so long you were enjoying the view

poptom
04-04-05, 08:56 PM
If you had your wits about, you would have looked her right in the eye (the EYE!) and recited a sonnet with your arms outstretched.

Ah well, there probably won't be a second chance unless she catches you coming out of the shower.

--Tom

Prey521
04-04-05, 09:02 PM
LOL I'm tellin you man, I was sooooooooooooo not enjoyin it :(

ScottE
04-04-05, 09:04 PM
LOL I'm tellin you man, I was sooooooooooooo not enjoyin it :(


Why even mention it dude?

Prey521
04-04-05, 09:05 PM
Why even mention it dude?
You must not have read my earlier post! :D

downhill
04-04-05, 09:21 PM
I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?

Nothing like standing on a street corner screaming at the top of your voice...........................








........."I saw my mother-inlaw NAKED"..






:p

wee96
04-04-05, 09:42 PM
I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?

Nothing like standing on a street corner screaming at the top of your voice...........................








........."I saw my mother-inlaw NAKED"..






:p

Somehow I think the only one that would ever even remotely have a chance of finding that out is the wife...

Prey521
04-04-05, 09:48 PM
I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?



http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif

Joel
04-05-05, 10:05 AM
You know, I'm pretty sure that, not derived from experience here, if I had a mother in law, and I saw her naked, I'd go to a bar, get drunk, try to drive home but accedentally drive off the side of a bridge and plummet to my fiery watery death.

If that didn't work, I think I'd shoot myself in the face.

golfnintendoboy
04-05-05, 03:27 PM
You know, I'm pretty sure that, not derived from experience here, if I had a mother in law, and I saw her naked, I'd go to a bar, get drunk, try to drive home but accedentally drive off the side of a bridge and plummet to my fiery watery death.

If that didn't work, I think I'd shoot myself in the face.

but then we wouldn't get to hear all about it on SG! :D

Set
04-05-05, 03:31 PM
Could of been worse prey.... Could of been your father in law Naked.. :Ekk:

golfnintendoboy
04-05-05, 03:32 PM
Could of been worse prey.... Could of been your father in law Naked.. :Ekk:

or both at the same time! :eek: :eek:

Roody
04-05-05, 03:57 PM
or both at the same time! :eek: :eek:

Im sure Prey would have loved to see his middle aged balls. :D

wee96
04-05-05, 06:02 PM
Damn prey think if it was him and her boinkin away, you probably would have puked all over the floor right where you stood and passed out :rotfl:

chimdogger
04-05-05, 07:22 PM
Steele wool? Googling mature latina's as we speak....

YeOldeStonecat
04-05-05, 07:27 PM
It's still aliiiiiIIIIiiiive!

Prey521
04-05-05, 11:10 PM
You guys are evil!!!!!!!!!!!! Let this die! :( :D

YeOldeStonecat
04-05-05, 11:14 PM
MMmmmm that fresh out of the shower scent to nuzzle your nose in. MMmmmmmm!

:rotfl:

Philip
04-05-05, 11:17 PM
I wonder what your wife, mother-inlaw, father-inlaw think of you posting this on a public forum?http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif

You can always ask them... :rotfl:

Prey521
04-05-05, 11:23 PM
You can always ask them... :rotfl:
LMAO, that should make for interesting conversation!! :D

Sarahnn
04-06-05, 07:37 AM
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif Help me, help me please! :(

Maybe I can help, Prey, since I am a MIL. It may help for you to always remember which direction she ran in when she saw you. :rtfm: :rotfl: